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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

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Aleksey Borisovich Mozgovoy was a commander of the Russian-installed separatist Luhansk People's Republic in Ukraine. He was the leader of the pro-Russian Prizrak Brigade.

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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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USS Trego (AKA-78) was a Tolland-class attack cargo ship in service with the United States Navy from 1944 to 1946. She was sold into commercial service and was scrapped in 1969.

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